Wednesday, April 01, 2009

April Monkeys

In the run-up to the April 7 by-elections, the opposition is now barred from bringing up a number of controversial issues including the murder of Mongolian national Altantuya Shaariibuu in their electoral campaign. This was announced by Home Minister Syed Hamid Albar, probably as his last hurrah if he cannot make it into incoming premier Najib's "dream team". (Read the Malaysiakini report, here).

This must really take the cake especially since the poor dead woman's name is now already well known in every town and kampung in this country.

My old classmate Dr Nik Azam in Kelantan writes of his kampung coconut plucker who has named his female monkey "Altantuya" and happens to be a staunch "dacing" or BN supporter. Not to be outdone, his only business rival in the same kampung who is a "bulan" or PAS supporter has named his male monkey "Razak Baginda".

Now what will our men in blue make of this?

Sokmo mu, Pak Habib. Benata beruk.


  1. I hope those two chimps don't meet up and make out one of these nights, Capt.

  2. Ancient Mariner

    Your friends in Kelanteh are in trouble with the authorities, big time!!

    Apparently there is no immigration record of these monkeys having entered M'sia. The records have apparently been erased.

    I presume the female monkey is of Mongolian origin with a name like Altan..., oops sorry, can't say that, Chinese bitch aka Aminah!!

    As for simian 'Razak Baginda' he's apparently emigrated to the land of our colonial exploiters & embarked upon charity work for Oxfam while doing his PhD thesis on 'Laws of Double Jeopardy!!'

  3. I think PKR should loan the monkey named Altantuya. Then Anwar can call the monkey by its name. I presume that is allowed. He may not call the dead woman Altantuya. But definitely he can call the monkey by its lawful name.

  4. Tahniah Perdana Menteri Malaysia ke-6;
    Najib Razak

    (03 April '09)

  5. Independents Undressed-Bkt Selambau
    Dikirim pada April 2, 2009 oleh Shamsul Iskandar

    While its a national history that 15 candidates are vying for the coveted Kedah state exco seat, many hypothesis had alluded to its phenomena.

    Let’s look at the independent candidates and their background:

    1)ANUAR B HAMID - An ex-Armed Forces major (retired), an UMNO member of Sungai Air Mendidih branch in Merbok division, frustrated with Umno after Dr. Mahathir left the party sulking. He was also responsible for closing down the Sungai Air Mendidih Umno’s Hall.

    2)RADZI B LAZIM - Claimed to be ex-PKR division chief. Its nonsense, he is now an UMNO member with several ex-PKR members including former Kedah youth chief, Zamil Ibrahim & ex-Merbok PKR chief, Mochtar Mansor.

    3)KHAMIS B AWANG - An UMNO member of Sungai Layar branch in Sungai Petani.

    4) ABD RAHIM B ABU - An UMNO member of Bukit Selambau, under the supervision of Pakjang Badri, former assemblyman of Bukit Selambau in the 1990’s.

    5)HUSAINI YAACOB - Also an UMNO member , a businessman who owns 5 quarries in Singkir, Perlis, Bukit Perak, Sik & Juru. His firm owns an UMNO associated company, Kemelong.

    6)FADZIL B ABD WAHAB - An ex-Army Officer who owns a cafe & kedai nasi kandar in Ambamgan Heights, Sg Lalang. He’s well known for his nickname “TokMisai”. He is also an UMNO samseng affiliate @ ‘Ayahanda’ Pekida.

    7)TAN HOCH HUAT - A Gerakan member of Sungai Petani, a component of Barisan Nasional.

    8)CHANDARAJAH A/L TANASEGARAN - A MIC member of Taman Ria Jaya, Sungai Petani. Also a businessman.

    9) G SARALA A/P LOGNATHAN - An ex- Kedah People’s Progressive Party Wanita Chief.

    10)VENASON A/L MICHELE - An ex-MIC member of Taman Ria Jaya.

    11)LOGANATHAN A/L RAMACHANDRAN - An ex-MIC member too.

    12)MOGANAKUMA A/L SUBRAMANIAM - An ex- MIC, a Kedah HINRAF leader.

    13) JAYAGOPAL A/L ADAIL KALAM - An ex-PKR member who was suspended by PKR Pokok Sena Division.

    How is that?
    Can this be verified and action taken by the respective parties against these fellows for going against BN and PR?


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