On this lazy Sunday morning, I would like to share with you a joke about crocs (not those rubber sandals lah) which my old buddy Capt. Gian Singh Sehmi sent me. Enjoy.
Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of a swamp near a lake in Putrajaya.
The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."
"Well," said Big Croc, "what have you been eating?"
"Politicians, same as you," replied Small Croc.
"Hmmm. Same here. How do you catch them?"
"Well, I crawl up under one of their Mercs and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the $hit out of them and eat 'em!"
"Aha!," says the Big Croc,"I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the $hit out of a politician, there's really nothing left but an a$shole and a briefcase!"
P.S. Many thanks, Gian sahib. I now owe you a double patiala ...
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