Sunday, March 29, 2009


On this lazy Sunday morning, I would like to share with you a joke about crocs (not those rubber sandals lah) which my old buddy Capt. Gian Singh Sehmi sent me. Enjoy.

Two crocodiles were sitting at the side of a swamp near a lake in Putrajaya.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We were the same size as kids. I just don't get it."

"Well," said Big Croc, "what have you been eating?"

"Politicians, same as you," replied Small Croc.

"Hmmm. Same here. How do you catch them?"

"Well, I crawl up under one of their Mercs and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the $hit out of them and eat 'em!"

"Aha!," says the Big Croc,"I think I see your problem. You're not getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the $hit out of a politician, there's really nothing left but an a$shole and a briefcase!"

P.S. Many thanks, Gian sahib. I now owe you a double patiala ...


  1. There's no better way to describe them, are they? (smile)

  2. Capt sir, you always have a deliciously wicked sense of humour!

    Btw, what is a patiala?


  3. Jen:

    A patiala or patiala peg is four fingers ... if you catch my drift

  4. LOL

    Spot on, cap.

    Buayas eating buayas !

  5. Ancient mariner, "Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realise that it bears a very close resemblance to the first." Ronald Reagan. And Winston Churcill said that "Politics is more dangerous than war, for in war you are only killed once." Politicians know people want security, not liberty, equality, fraternity and all that kind of stuff. So they go laughing all the way from parliament to the bank, stopping only at voting stations for refreshment. "Greater love hath no man than this, that he lay down his friends for his political life." Jeremy Thorpe. Write on Ancient mariner

    Long John Silver

  6. Marah sangat nampaknya waris dari Linggi!

    Bengis macam Pak/Tok Ngah Nyet bila berdepan dengan perkara atau manusia yang tidak mengikut peraturan mahupun prinsip!

    Buaya memang susah dikawal kerana ekornya yang menghempas ke sini sana dan mulut serta giginya yang boleh mengganas!

    Minta janganlah buaya darat dan baruh UMNO baham membaham dan telan menelan sesama sendiri.

  7. ninitalk:

    Orang Linggi memang di luar aje nampak bengis macam rimau, tapi hati didalam baik-baik belaka ... heheh

    Cucu Tok Jalal Rimau


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